Donald Trump’s $99 ‘Digital Trading Card’ Is The Saddest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

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Donald Trump’s $99 ‘digital trading card’ is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen:

nnouncement” Trump first teased yesterday, in a Truth Social post declaring that “AMERICA NEEDS A SUPERHERO!” The

showed a brief glimpse of a muscled, Trump-like figure adorned like Superman, complete with animated lasers beaming from its eyes. And now we know: That “major announcement” is just a new line of NFTs.MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Donald Trump Digital Trading Card collection is here! These limited edition cards feature amazing ART of my Life & Career! Collect all of your favorite Trump Digital Trading Cards, very much like a baseball card, but hopefully much more exciting.

& GET YOUR CARDS NOW! Only $99 each! Would make a great Christmas gift. Don’t Wait. They will be gone, I believe, very quickly!Aside from Trump shooting flaming lasers out of both of his eyes, other NFTs in the range feature him photoshopped awkwardly in gaudy outfits. But wait, there’s more! If you buy one of these “digital collectibles,” you could win the opportunity to meet him over dinner, play a round of golf, or speak to the ex-president over a Zoom call.

I don’t know what’s more depressing: the sheer insecurity that oozes from these NFT trading cards, or the plausibility that his cult of Republican goons might actually purchase these in droves. There’s also a chance that he’s selling this junk to fund his next presidential campaign (he formally announced his intention to run

 

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Money laundering 101

has become the saddest thing I've seen. 💯

Honestly it's more funny than sad. The dude has a boatload of supporters who will dive on that. It's easy money taken from stupid people.

what's sad is that you pretending to be a videogame site.

Lol

I heard they actually sold out

Idk man the image of him in that uniform alone cracks me up

Grifter's gonna grift

Anti American (Microsoft/Xbox) bias at full display

Move to China then.

Holy shit stop posting this article over and over again

Brain-dead Trump hatred by the brain-dead never ends

Kotaku is complaining about Trump’s $99 NFTS While ignoring $80,000 price tags on bored Ape NFTs You guys are hypocrites

3rd time Kotaku has posted this same article Time to unfollow

Games media is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

You know what's sad? They sold out.

Just like video games paid digital cosmetics.

This is trash..🤣🤣

and it might be worse

Damn this is the 3rd time Kotaku has posted this. Slow news week.

Stay video games and not political

Reality TV president moment

Don’t worry I ask him

Except he mad 4.5 million in 12 hours off of them 🤣

LoL

The saddest thing I've ever seen is your existence.

Is this a video game? Stay on topic.

If this is the saddest thing you've ever seen you really do need to get out more.

video games?

But why did he give himself a mooseKnuckle?

Not china enough for Kotaku

Wokatu no like?

That's kinda subjective.

Evidently you cannot resist being political.

If by 'sad' you mean funcking awesome.

Kotaku staff doesnt read their own articles confirmed

A $1,000,000 picture of a stupid ape is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen Find me 1 NFT that’s as cheap as Trump’s cards Hypocrites

stick to reporting videogames.

Everyone is selling “art” these days

He was once THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! Just reminder to how crazy this looks.

Crazy thing is, he will receive a portion of the sale every time the NFT changes hands.

Trump is the saddest thing I've ever seen

Kotaku posting the same article on twitter two times in the span of 24 hours for impressions is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

BASED!!!!

The fact that some people will sincerely buy this makes me laugh to be honest.

They made him 4.5 million dollars and they look hilarious.

Some say money laundering is its own reward.

This pretty much details the republican mindset and 100% checks out...lol

The saddest thing is that these damn things sold out

why the fuck would donald trump have his white hair and say...... use his hairstyle when he is at his prime pre-president? that seemed like missed opportunity

Is it a trading card if no one wants it?

might be nice pinned to a dartboard :)

Se

goofy ahh

I'm surprised that people keep buying jpeg

That..is a horrible title. I could name you 25 things that are sadder than a pathetic businessman trying the best (or worst) to profit from people who feel underpriviledged (aka the mid-USA)

Bro deadass took the art on the side of pickup trucks and is selling them $100 a pop back to his supporters

video games

stick to videogrames.

bro think he homelander 💀💀💀

It's still worth more than any Kotaku journalism

Lol wut

Kotaku political commentary is sadder

And I’ll buy 5 of em

First time agreeing with kotaku.

No, the sadest thing is some people will buy them...

Just came here to see all the dudes with weeb pfp

You would do everyone a service by leaving politics out of gaming, unless the goal is to be divisive. Games are our escape. They offer a chance to come together and bring a little fun into the world. Let's try focusing on that instead of politics.

lmao, look at the size of his hands, overcompensating much...

Am I really gonna agree with Kotaku?!!?

Once again Trump manages to trigger the sjw interns still writing for Kotaku.

Is this actually real? I thought it was a meme xD

Oh that's why Homelander is trending

A racist trading card

😬🤦

Saddest thing you've seen but you decided to profit off of it with scam advertisers... Smart boy

I like how you cite failed attempts to sue Trump or subpoena him as evidence of his guilt. Failure and disgrace of an article from a leftist who thinks that Kotaku is not visited by conservatives too.

sad is the competency of yours loser's journalist's

And what it’s had to do with gaming?(but trump a weird man)

Only racists people can buy that trading card

Keep putting out articles like this. Love the cry babies commenting like that can't just unfollow.

I don’t understand how this is real.

I hate seeing people constantly attack eachother over this kind of stuff :(

The only time I agree with Kotaku. That some sad shit.

What a fucking tool this 'guy' is 🤦🏽‍♂️

this looks like a joke some other country would do to make fun of america

Kotaku should be in politics 🙄🙄🙄

Why has he given himself a mooseKnuckle?

this cant be an accident

Sadder than democrats trying to change kids gender? Don’t think so

If you were on the fence about if NFTs were a scam or not, this should prove they are.

i'll write an ad for Kotaku: 'Kotaku! The best source of dogshit opinions you definitely don't need to read!' enjoy, and run the ad often

bro your articles are dogshit stay away from crypto topics and keep posting your lame gaming takes

The likeness is uncanny

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