WASHINGTON—Wrapping her leather-gloved hand around the throttle of a vintage Harley-Davidson, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen folded up a picture of a highly volatile new cryptocurrency, revved her bike’s engine, and sped away in pursuit, sources at the scene reported Thursday.
“You can run, but you can’t stay decentralized forever,” said Yellen, who committed the digital coin’s symbol to memory before she strapped on a fire-red helmet and raced off toward the horizon, leaving a plume of dirt and fumes behind her in the Treasury Department’s parking lot. “I’m coming for you, you son of a bitch. You’ve seen what happened to Dogecoin, to TerraUSD. Your freewheeling days of wild fluctuation won’t last forever. Not if Janet Yellen has any say in the matter.
She is a Putin's daughter doppelganger
One of those gags where I'm sure this is hilarious to someone, but I have no idea what's going on.
Lorenzo Lamas for Treasury Secretary.
What are you going to do when the Fed comes for you? 🎶
This time, it’s personal. Maybe.
fire is more orange and yellow though
Who?
jarathoon
kairyssdal
I kiss my fingertips and motion my hand in a way that universally suggests perfection.
'Come with me if you want to go to the moon.'
janet, janet, janet I was so excited when you were named head of the FED Me with my little Econ degree, even me knew there were a lot of pitfalls ahead, but you just raced forward
Yes I get the onion is satire, but it's pretty funny how the liberal who made this clearly is intended to make her look 'cool', yeah there's nothing cool in the fucking upcoming recession thanks to terrible policies
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What did she mean by this?