Cryptocurrency might not be real, but that doesn’t stop countless Americans from researching it, buying it, and pissing away their wealth with it every single day.
Forreaders in need of a primer, here are the most frequently Googled cryptocurrency questions and their answers.“What does ‘decentralized banking’ mean?”AdvertisementList slidesSorry, internet privacy is impossible now, and crypto users who say otherwise are full of shit! You’re now on several watch lists.“Crypto value up please please please.”Advertisement
Cream flavored
None. Pee in the bottle to establish dominance!
regular flavor and hope she is wearing pantyhose
Water... the answer is water 😂
Gonad gravy
Blahaj blast
Code red or live wire
(The answer is Voltage or classic, btw. Never Code Red under any circumstances)
Hey. I only asked about the heroin.
Can the cryptocurrency investments fund happy endings? -We don’t recommend experiencing feelings or emotions while transacting. Save that for bankruptcy court
Is cryptocurrency right for me? Cryptocurrency doesn’t discriminate! But we’ve developed new, interesting ways to screw over mild mannered elderly folks
We live in an age when parody has become reality and reality has become parody
When did the Onion switch to real journalism?
This will attract dozens of spammers.
You can still use cash to do that. 🤣
Does deleting my browsing history really delete my browsing history? Asking for a friend .
i feel like i'll be added to a list if i like this post
I can’t hit “like” because it’s true.
'Hey Siri, what is a pyramid scheme?'
Uninsured money isn’t a good idea unless you don’t mind losing that money.
Again,as a reminder. Its a scam… man. All Bitcoins already sold. So now. All thatcanhappen?Mine soldBitcoins&canonly be mined so manytimes. WhenBitcoins completelymined?Its worthnothing. Dayzero of thatcurrency is approaching,probablywhyChina isnt interested from playinglonggame
Can I buy a cryptocurrency that prevents people from talking to me about cryptocurrency?
You forgot what is a Musk Buck.
yes and you are tasty.
Canada Dry ginger ale.
Wait, I'm supposed to give them my mountain Dew kickstart. Forget all those red pill videos the real wisdom is right here
Wasn’t this joke already on MBMBaM ?
six flags magic mountain dew x-treme floridian bathing salt blast
Green. With a Squip.
Why can I hear the drawl as I read this?!
Money flavoured?
Voltage
code red or livewire, I will pretend you dont exist if you bring baja blast within a 100m radius of me though
This list could have been a lot funnier.
Rufy flavor
Whiskey flavored works well....
Mandarin. No one can resist.
Hard Baja Blast
spark
Dew is too woke. Go for Sierra Mist.
Try Major Melon
Is a hotdog considered a sandwich
Ruffie Red
Hol up
baja blast duh
code red
I hope Larry David is OK
fakken brilliant for decades now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All they got was a fake island where there is no age of consent.
Ponzi schemes never show you the coins .
Only after you've gotten five friends to sign up five friends and, in the process, alienated anyone and everyone who's ever known you. Because it's an MLM
I hate how real fake money is. All currency — fake af
MrHud22
“Elon Musk nude.” Oh god please no (but almost certainly true).
Juniper Jackhammer
Baja blast duh.
A: Snood of Satan's Dishwasher
Yes, you are in fact cryptocurrency. Make your face an NFT.
Typd into google: Is it just digital funny money traded for hard currency?
Het seri how do you get the Bitcoin removed from my nose
'Is Cryptocurrency still feuding with Bloodtocurrency?'
If you are, you're worth millions of dol-AHEM! Sorry, tens of cents.
I would buy Onion Coin
I'd buy one for a little Lincoln.
Nothing. It’s like Jesus on toast.
how much a dollar cost?
1 bitcoin is entire banking system which is stuck
It's worth 1 Bitcoin.
One Bitcoin is worth one Bitcoin. Any other answer is pure speculation.
Hahahaha +2. GG
:'{ Things are wrong party in wrong place.
Most of us think we’re some percentage of the way through our lives, but there is a possibility that, with emerging technologies in the medical field, we’ve hardly started our journey in a 1000 year long existence
What’s going to happen with Bitcoin? You can only mine it so much. At that point? Value will be original price of zero. And since it’s uninsured money, can’t even get it back or sue when it’s all stolen. Can roughly estimate day zero by how much values been lost from now to start
Is it a scam? Absolutely. 😅
'why hasn't anyone talked me out of buying crypto?', hahaha. best one.
What constitutes fraud ? And/or what is a pyramid scheme ?
Why on earth would anyone support a currency that uses the same amount of power to produce per unit as it does to launch a Saturn 5 rocket?
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